Who would trust a rabbit with matches?
tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

(Source: tilly3200, via ionlylovebooks)

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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15 hours ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via ionlylovebooks)

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15 hours ago
mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via ionlylovebooks)

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Posted
15 hours ago
Bae:Hey come over
Me:I can't. My pet is asleep on my lap and I don't want to move because it will wake it up.
Bae:My parents aren't home
Me:Perhaps you didn't hear me
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15 hours ago

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

(via imsuchamessitslaughable)

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15 hours ago

vintagegal:

1950s Rudolf Black tulle Cocktail Dress with rhinestone/star studded bodice and skirt  (via)

(via herb-grilled-chicken)

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15 hours ago
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:BALLIN
me:BALL IS LIFE
me:BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
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15 hours ago

fray24472:

themazerunnerdaily:

(x)

he just sums up his life in 2 sentences 

(via okay)

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15 hours ago
actuallyclintbooton:

mandaflewaway:

This valentines Day card speaks for our generation


a valentine’s day card for the aros out there.

actuallyclintbooton:

mandaflewaway:

This valentines Day card speaks for our generation

a valentine’s day card for the aros out there.

(via imsuchamessitslaughable)

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15 hours ago
nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

(via imsuchamessitslaughable)

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15 hours ago
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