Who would trust a rabbit with matches?
100kplusnotes:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡ Im lonely :(

100kplusnotes:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡ Im lonely :(

(Source: illestflow, via 100kplusnotes)

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14 hours ago

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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14 hours ago

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via beyoncescock)

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14 hours ago

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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16 hours ago

helenhasnomiddlename:

tigerhazard:

missmurrka:

dragoncalibrator:

keetongu:

frillious:

hicupp:

peachdoxie:

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear

iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP

I feel like this completes my blog

muh draggins

this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times

dragons draggins dragons DRAGONS dragons DRAGGINS draggins 

(via well-excuuuse-me-princess)

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18 hours ago

surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

(via swarnpert)

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18 hours ago

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

(via yerassisgrass)

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18 hours ago

Titanic (via mistergoodlife)

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I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
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18 hours ago

chandra-pyromaster:

shingeki—no—friends:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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calm down

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18 hours ago

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable, via lindsaylohoean)

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